Happy National Joke Day!

Today is National Joke Day and what better way to celebrate than with some "PUNNY" Jokes about fur-kids?! So today, I'm sharing 10 PUNNY-licious Cat, Dog + Horse Jokes for all you pet to enjoy!

Cat Jokes:

  1. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone!

  2. How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and makeup!

  3. What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!

  4. What should you use to comb a cat? A catacomb!

  5. What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple!

  6. What did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr-plexed!"

  7. What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat!

  8. What do cats love to do in the morning? Read the mewspaper!

  9. Why are cats great singers? Because they're very mewsical!

  10. What do cats use to make coffee? A purr-colator!

Dog Jokes:

  1. What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble? That hit the spot!

  2. What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

  3. What do you call a dog with a surround system? A sub-woofer.

  4. Q: What kind of dog likes taking a bath? A: a shampoodle!

  5. Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador

  6. Q: What type of markets do dogs avoid? A: Flea markets!

  7. Why did the poor dog chase his tail? He was trying to make both ends meet.

  8. Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? A: Terrier-fied!

  9. What type of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy.

  10. How does a dog stop a TV show? He presses paws.

Horse Jokes:

  1. What do you call a horse that likes to stay up late? A night mare.

  2. Why do cowboys like to ride horses? Because they’re too heavy to carry.

  3. What did the mother horse say to her foal? It’s pasture bed time!

  4. How much money does a bronco have? A buck.

  5. What makes a horse sneeze? Hay fever.

  6. What kind of horse travels all around the world? A globe trotter.

  7. What kind of food do race horses like to eat? Fast food.

  8. What does it mean when you find a horseshoe on the ground? Some poor horse is walking around in socks.

  9. What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor!

  10. Q: What street do horses live on? A: Mane St.


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Paws + Tails Pet Photography is located in magnificent Port Alice BC and specializes in candid, natural light pet photography.  As a lifestyle pet photographer, I photograph dogs, horses, cats and all kinds of critters on location on the picturesque North Island.